Total Medals Earned: 2,084 (From 364 different games.) Total Medal Score: 31,845 Points
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/340 points)
Defeat Shellbreaker!
Defeat Stompy!
Defeat Space Box!
Win the game!
Find 100% map!
Save Sun Snail!
Find 100% items!
Win Slug Mode!
Win in less than 30 minutes!
Win Boss Rush!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/140 points)
you took one mean shit
Congrats! you found the wrench.
Successfully created a bag of shit
Winner of the pillow fight
Saved the hot teacher
You won the game
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/40 points)
Complete the 1 st level and kill the ice skull
Completet the 3d level and kill the carter
Completet the 2d level and kill the evil knight
Completet the whole game and kill the queen
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/125 points)
Perfectly execute a bow attack.
Perfectly execute a melee combo.
Follow the kidnappers into the graveyard.
Defeat any low-level enemy without taking any damage.
Listen to the Alchemist's legends.
Restore the flow of time to normal.
Perfectly execute a parry.
Perfectly execute a magic attack.
Defeat any high-level enemy without taking any damage.
Complete the game without dying.
Defeat a boss without taking damage.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Survived level 5 in Infinite Mode
You defeated the biggest threat in the galaxy!
Survived level 10 in Infinite Mode
Survived level 15 in Infinite Mode
Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/250 points)
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 6/16 (50/310 points)
Come back 5 seperate times to play
Get a score of 15,000
Jump to a really far away platform
Fall to your death
Get hit 5 times in 5 seconds
Climb 10,000 pixels without taking damage
Fall really far but don't die
Play one round collecting only coins. Get three.
Attain 25,000 points in one round
Garner 50,000 points in one round
Gather 1,000,000 points in total
Vaporize 75 globs of goo on your forcefield
Climb 7,500 pixels with the lowest amount of health possible
Get hit by goo of every color in one round
Get one hundred THOUSAND points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
What an entertaining pastime!
Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
No one can stop you!
Medals Earned: 6/11 (170/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal